Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Fuck appropriateness.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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