We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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