I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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