how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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