just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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