I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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