My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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