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I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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