Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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