so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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