dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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