She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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