I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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