No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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