just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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