Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
How many fucks given?
0.12846
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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