This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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