i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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