have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I won the penis lottery.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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