the new term for farting is butt boxing.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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