thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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