Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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