i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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