We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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