i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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