YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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