I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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