shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My breasts were aching with rage.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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