so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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