Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize