Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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