I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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