i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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