My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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