woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
