Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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