I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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