Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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