and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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