No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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