Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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