Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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