You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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