Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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