Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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