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Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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