There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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