Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
false alarm, still single
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
