ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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