I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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