i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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