ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
