I bet he comes in French.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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