soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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