Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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