Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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